Ladies and gentlemen, I have stumbled upon the secrets to everlasting bliss. In fact, marriage counselors across the country would love to stop you from getting this information so they can stay in business. That’s why I’m blowing the lid off this Pillsbury biscuit can with a satisfying POP, and giving you the goods at no (big) cost.
Trust me. This advice will speed your marriage on its way to a place you never thought probable. People will look at your marriage and think, “Wow. That’s unbelievable.” Your relationship will be so unique, people may ask you what you did to get it that way…
Link’s Golden Advice for Single Guys ain’t got NOTHIN’ on this.
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